Tastes like formic acid

Every time I see someone with a coffee from 7/11, I die a little inside.

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Oh my G**

I have recently realised that throughout the course of my life, I have lived with an unaddressed inner conflict.  

I am sure I don't suffer alone, for I see many others stumble awkwardly when the same situation arises. 

Is there some holy book of laws that has failed to reach me? Are some people born with the wisdom that allows them to negotiate the issue that perplexes me so?

What does one say instead of 'Oh my God' whilst conversing with a Christian?

'Golly gosh' sounds twee and grandma-esque, 'far out' is too coarse, and all other alternatives seem to include expletives.

Lord, give me a sign!

Avoiding blasphemy- 0/5

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